The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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