theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
