Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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