that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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