We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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