I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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