drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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