Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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