yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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