I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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