Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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