I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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