Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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