he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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