You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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