What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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