omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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