I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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