I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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