Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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