I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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