Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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