I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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