It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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