What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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