some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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