he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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