LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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