we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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