Your tits are I can't wait for
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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