omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
zippers are such a cool invention
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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