so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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