Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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