everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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