thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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