I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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