your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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