Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
there is puke in my bra ... again
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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