if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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