The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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