oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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