I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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