she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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