just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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