Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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