moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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