I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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