i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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