so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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