Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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