yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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