I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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