she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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