Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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