did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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