What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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