My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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