pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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