The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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